So I was walking around the class today, minding my own business, when one of my good kids suddenly explodes. You know the type: always helpful, gets A's without trying most of the time, and usually is the calmest kid in the bunch. So it's always pretty weird when that kind of kid goes bat-shit bonkers. He just looked at the boy sitting next to him and told him in that freaky I'm-not-taking-any-more-shit-from-you-so-shut-the-fuck-up voice to "cut......it.......OUT."
I went over to see what caused the entire commotion and got this baffling story. Apparently, Paul was trying to focus his microscope while Ben, sitting next to him, started to violently and noisily choke himself around the neck with his own hands. Paul tolerated this behavior as long as he could before exploding.
Why the hell do I always get the weird ones?
1 comment:
Make a new rule: no 'splosions.
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