Here's some comments I'd like to add to the gradecards. And remember, you are only allowed to use a maximum of two comments: the district is paying for the paper.
01-Student is a pain in the ass
02-Student reminds me of a jellyfish
03-Cries a lot
04-Goes to bathroom so often, I've wondered about his prostate
05-Won't shut up
06-Needs to bathe and/or wear deodorant regularly.
07-I vaguely remember this student
08-Student is great, but mom needs to cool it
09-Needs to wear looser clothing: is distracting my boys
10-Must learn to think before speaking
12-Aspires to mediocrity
14-Student grade improved due to significant teacher and/or parent effort